January 2011
My weekend has been a series of bad decisions.
bad academic decisions, bad eating decisions, bad personal decisions.
ugh.
I wish I could freeze time, take a 48 hour nap, and then get back to my sucky life.
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when you get that awkward shiver.
and you’re like
all the fucking time.
Remember when everyone was like "we should have a...
-rocketshiptoshafio:
iamnotamonkey:
everythingsamiracle-: viciouslysweetval: sandrathelastgleebender-: previously-sane:
well we do. If you suspect someone IRL, look them straight in the face and say
“We’ll be back shortly.”
they’ll know. they’ll know.
HOLY SHIT HOW ABOUT YES
this should work! YES! let’s do it!
ohmygod yes, this should have waaaay more notes than it does right...
I have an interview for an internship in about an...
and I am FREAKING out.
I do not do well in interviews. It’s like my brain completely wipes out my memory right before I get asked a question.
“So, tell me about yourself…”
“…..uh…..uh….”
I just ate 2 Weight Watchers ice cream bars
….I think that defeats the purpose, haha. whatever.
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE PAT BATEMAN
rainyshadow:
Get my knifes, Im out the door - Im gonna kill some bitches Before i leave I apply an herb-mint facial mask Cause when I leave for the night, I aint coming back Im talking - pedicure on our toes, toes Trying on all our clothes, clothes Whores blowing up our phones, phones Drop-toping, playing our favorite cds DON’T STOP, MAKE IT POP DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP TONIGHT IMMA FIGHT...
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
acciorupertgrint:
i’m usually like
tosh.0
fuck to the yes.
yourmindblown:
My Mind is BLOWN! Re-blog with your number! | Follow YMB!
what the fuuuuuuck….oh wait, i think i get it…..never mind.
the-league:
For those who missed Season One, here are some highlights from Hulu. Let me know if you want to download the episodes and I will hook you up. :)
the-league:
iatemykittycat:
“Heh heh, there’s a homeless guy in Kevin’s house.” “Block! Need your thumbprint. Block! 360 spin. Two valid forms of ID.”
“Where does he find these people?”
brennadaugherty:
-yourescum:
monstersinsuits:
britttttanyrose:
4evrryoung:
always always always reblog.
oh..my god
forever reblog.
Hahaha omg.
It’s like you HAVE to dance along with this guy oh my god.
thedailywhat:
Time-Lapse Thing of the Day: For the 2010 edition of his annual year-long time-lapse, Eirik Solheim placed his old Canon 400D on a windowsill and snapped a single pic every 30 minutes for 12 months, giving him a total of ~16,000 images to work with. He then pared down the photo count to 3,500, and strung them together to create “One year in 2 minutes.”
A complete breakdown of his...